The Consequence of
Flushing in Flushing
A:
The cause of the mysterious stink
odour permeated Manhattan and New
Jersey on Monday morning allegedly
has been determined.
B:
What was it?
A: Apparently
somebody was flushing toilet in
Flushing on Sunday too hard that
sewage rushed into New York bay and
polluted the water area as big as
Taiwan province.
The Champion of Love
A:
My friend is a champion of love, and
particularly loves his neighbour’s
coffee table that he took it home…
B:
Wait, you mean he stole the table? He’d
better to return it to his neighbour
then.
A: No
way. He will defend hi shuman rights,
oh I mean, his human rights, until
his last breath. He will never give
up his love for the things he loves,
never, because love is such a
beautiful thing. Let the world full
of love! Don’t you hate love? You
devil!