Jokes, jokes, jokes
Hey, Earth, I'm Pluto
Long time no see -
remember me?
The much
concerned satellite-destroying
missile test won't set off a new
round of star war, trust me, 'cause
no body will join the game so far up
in the sky - those guys are busily
preparing a new round war on the
middle & east of the Earth, and
won’t have time to go to the
heaven; other guys will either be too
busy to support the wars or against
the wars on the middle & east of
the Earth, and won’t have time to
go to the heaven.
So, as far as
me Pluto can imagine, before any spy
satellite to be exploded into debris
by any anti-satellite missile, the
Earth might have already been blown
into pieces if some guys are to be
allowed to throw ready-made nuclear
bombs to destroy other guys'
yet-to-be-made nuclear bombs.
Do you hear
me laughing? Sorry, I can't help it.
You guys think you rule the solar
system and are entitled to launch a
pre-emptive war against my
planetiship? Watch out your own
planet carefully?
Once, I
overheard one guy called Mencken say,
"The urge to save humanity is
almost always only a false-face for
the urge to rule it." I mention
it just to let you know I find this
remark really interesting ..... I
mean really really interesting ......
really.