Jokes, jokes, jokes
IQ* Test
1)
What does AOE
stand for?
a) Authority Of
Education (10);
b) Axis Of Evil (20);
c) American Oil-company Executives
(30).
2)
What does COW
stand for?
a) Copy On Write (10);
b) Coalition Of the Willing (20);
c) Contract-killers of the Willing
(30).
3)
What does DIM
stand for?
a) Drawing Information Modeling (10);
b) Democracy In the Middle-east (20);
c) Destroy Iraqis’ Motherland (30).
4)
What does ROI
stand for?
a) Roads Of Inner-city (10);
b) Reconstruction Of Iraq (20);
c) Robbers Of
Iraq-reconstruction-funds (30).
5)
What does CIA stand
for?
a) Cat In Attic (10);
b) Central Intelligence Agency (20);
c) Central Interrogation Agency (30).
6)
What does WC stand
for?
a) Water Closet (10);
b) Wartime Commander-in-chief (20);
c) War Criminals (30).
Add up your
points for each question to see your
IQ score and it's implication:
<110:
You're neither a genius nor a cheese
nip;
120-170: Your IQ
ranks somewhere between a genius and
a cheese nip;
> 180: You're
either a genius or a cheese nip.
* IQ
stands for Iraq Questions.