Jokes, jokes, jokes
A Clinic Case Study:
Self-deception

美? 美!
果然是美!

Shut-up!
Whatever you
say is propaganda, whatever I say is
the decree of justice, because I own
the copyright on truth.
So stop
talking back and telling me the
truth, or I'll sue you for violating
my copyright!
Responses to A Report
on Mandarin
- All depending on
your point of view

BEIJING: 53
percent of all Chinese surveyed by
the Ministry of Education said they
can speak to each other in the
country's national language,
Mandarin.
SDUT: Half of all
Chinese can speak Mandarin! (The number of people
in China who speak Mandarin is nearly
twice the total population in the
United States! Wow! )
FP: Only half of
all Chinese can speak Mandarin? (Imagine only half of
all Americans can speak English!
Phew!)