Jokes, jokes, jokes
Security Measure
Two men
attend an anti-terror meeting in a
city of terror. They are overly
concerned about security and decide
to share a hotel room to watch each
other’s back.
At night,
they place a chair against the door
and stack all their luggage on it.
When the
midnight comes, they hear a knock on
the door.
“Who is it?”
they shout in unison, nervously.
“Sir, I’m
hotel manager, you’ve left your key
in the door.”
A Classic Example of
the Laudable Mateship
We've united as one to
defend our common values and beliefs,
such as never to say sorry to
anybody, whoever they might be: the
traditional owners or the rape
victims.
A Classic Example of
the Storm in a Coffee
Mug
To some people a cup
of casual coffee appears forbbidenly
alien in the majestic setting of the
ancient Eastern palace.
Wonder how about those
funny-looking written marks scrambled
next to the original Chinese
characters on the lintels over the
gates in the palace. What are the
stories behind them? Pray tell.