Jokes, jokes, jokes
Irresistible Feminine
Charm
A woman gets
drunk at the bar and begins to boast
what an irresistible feminine charm
she possesses. “My boyfriend Hugh
is crazy about me and now waiting for
me in his sports car outside.”
Later when a
bartender goes out, he witnesses the
man in the sports car kissing a
pretty young lady. He returns to tell
the woman that it might be a good
idea to check on his boyfriend.
The woman
staggers outside to the car, and sees
the two kissing, then walks back into
the bar laughing.
"What's
so funny?" the bartender asks.
"That
silly Hugh!" the woman chortles.
"He must be very drunk - he
thinks that girl is me!"
The Easist Way to Fool
Oneself
An engineer,
a physicist, and a mathematician are
setting up three fenced-in areas for
three flocks of sheep with limited
amount of building material.
The engineer
builds a square-shaped fencing area.
The physicist
comes up with a circular site,
explaining that it can encompass the
maximum space.
The
mathematician only constructs a
little tiny fence around herself, and
declaring she’s found the easiest
way to finish the task: "I
define myself to be on the
outside."
木子她叔和芙蓉她姑都是太有才之人。
一日两人在理发苑春游，面对地老天荒无人理的美景，正当山穷水尽家难回的良辰，木子她叔雅兴大发，当即吟诗半首：
“贤妹呀，你看这：岛小妖风大，湾浅王八多。”
“胡说！”芙蓉她姑才思敏捷，立马回诗两句驳斥：
“君不见：风大送我上云霄，湾浅照偶芙蓉貌。”