Job Match Tips

9 Feb 2008

Here is a handy hint for ensuring success in job placement:

Take the prospective employees to a room with a table and two chairs. Leave them there for two hours without any instruction. At the end of that time, go back and see what they are doing.

- If they have taken the table apart in that time, put them in Engineering.

- If they are counting the butts in the ashtray, assign them to Finance.

- If they are screaming and waving their arms, send them off to Manufacturing.

- If they are writing up the experience, send them to Tech Support Team.

- If they don't even look up when you enter the room, assign them to Security.

- If they try to tell you it's not as bad as it looks, send them to Marketing.

- And if they're all bullying each other, they're Management material.

Baby: I would just suck my fingers, What kind of job is best for me?

Job Matcher: You're a sucker, baby, you can be our boss.

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